Real Madrid are a successful club, but not a serious club. As the dismissal of Xabi Alonso hammered home, they don't want a tactician for a coach because what they really need is a child-minder, someone to look after an expensively-assembled collection of spoilt brats. In that sense, Alvaro Arbeloa might well prove the ideal successor to Alonso, given he's plenty of experience working with kids in his previous roles within Madrid's youth sector.
However, the early signs are not encouraging. Arbeloa did manage to pick up a couple of wins after opening his tenure with an embarrassing Copa del Rey exit at Albacete, but the performance in Wednesday's 4-2 loss to Jose Mourinho's Benfica was absolutely shambolic. As the rookie coach admitted himself, his team was completely outplayed in absolutely every aspect of the game and they could have no complaints about dropping out of the top eight and into the play-off round as a result.
Could Arbeloa turn things around? Maybe. Madrid still have Kylian Mbappe, the tournament's top scorer with an insane 13 goals, and several other superstars, while they have a deeply ingrained sense of entitlement that often propels them to the unlikeliest of European Cup wins. As it stands, though, we can't help but share Mourinho's amazement that such a difficult and high-profile job has been given to a B team boss with zero experience of coaching at the highest level.