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VIDEO: 'I want to wake up at a club that never wins!' - Arsenal's Noni Madueke mocked for leaving Club World Cup champions Chelsea as 442oons produce hilarious version of Frank Sinatra's 'New York, New York' | Goal.com US

Watch 442oons parody video as Noni Madueke is roasted for joining Arsenal to the tune of the iconic Frank Sinatra song &apos;New York, New York&apos; after Chelsea&apos;s triumph in the Club World Cup final

VIDEO: &apos;I want to wake up at a club that never wins!&apos; - Arsenal&apos;s Noni Madueke mocked for leaving Club World Cup champions Chelsea as 442oons produce hilarious version of Frank Sinatra&apos;s &apos;New York, New York&apos;