The 2025-26 Fantasy Premier League is open! So, you've signed up to play the game, carefully selected your squad, designed a kit and then... the dreaded team name screen hits you.
Choosing a clever fantasy football team name is always part of the fun, but combining your fantasy skills with real-world stakes can boost the excitement.
Naming your fantasy football team is just the beginning of engaging with the sport. For enthusiasts interested in taking their football passion to the next level, considering the MozzartBet registration provides an accessible platform to participate in real-time betting based on your insights and predictions, thus extending the thrill from fantasy football to actual stakes.
We've all been there - spending far, far longer than is healthy trying to devise some kind of witty football-related pun with which to draw a laugh or two from the rest of the league.
As Premier League fantasy football games get under way ahead of the new season, GOAL is here to save you some time and energy.
We've collected the 100 funniest (family friendly) fantasy football team names. Have a quick read of these and you'll have your fantasy football side sorted in no time!
100. It's Getting Messi
99. Only Kruls & Horses
98. Purple Reina
97. Hakuna Juan Mata
96. Top Dier
95. It's All Gone Shane Long
94. Ibe Gotta Feeling
93. Batshuayi Crazy
92. Rhythm of Van Dijk
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90. Best Ings In Life Are Free
89. Bowen 747
88. Earth, Wind & Maguire
87. Citizen Kane
86. Krul Intentions
85. Giroud Awakening
84. Kepa Clean Sheet
83. Goals Aloud
82. Cry Me a River Plate
81. Dynamo Chicken Kiev
80. Cameroon Diaz
79. Backstreet Moyes
78. Diego Costa Coffee
77. Lads On Toure
76. No Kane, No Gain
75. Luke KyleWalker
74. Obi Wan-Bissaka
73. Krul and the Gang
72. Jurgener Believers
71. Alisson Wonderland
70. Lovren An Elevator
69. Gangster's Allardyce
68. Crouch Potato
67. The Big Lewandowski
66. Olympique Mayonnaise
65. Aaron Wan-Bissaka Nil
64. Bilbao Baggins
63. Top of the Klopps
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61. Kings of Leon Osman
60. Dunk 'n' Donuts
59. Stranger Mings
58. Turkish De Ligt
57. Tea & Busquets
56. Pique and De Bruyne
55. Dzeko and the Bunnymen
54. The Cesc Pistols
53. TAA Very Much
52. Moves Like Agger
51. Sonic Huth
50. Neuer Gonna Give You Up
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48. Losing My Reguilon
47. Inglorious Bas Dost
46. You Petr Cech Yourself
45. Pepe Pig
44. Hakuna Mateta
43. Tinchy Sneijder
42. Obi-Wan Iwobi
41. One Flew Over Lukaku's Nest
40. Maddison Avenue
Getty Images39. Expected Toulouse
38. Dukes of Hazard
37. Willian Dollar Baby
36. Enter Shaqiri
35. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
34. Ctrl Alt De Ligt
33. Giroud Let the Dogs out?
32. Fiorentina Turner
31. Haalandaise Sauce
30. Gross Pointe Blank
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28. Murder on Zidane's floor
27. Thomas the Frank Engine
26. Smack My Bilic Up
25. Pique Blinders
24. Calafiorication
23. Blink-1 Eto'o
22. The Passion of the Cruyff
21. Egg Fried Reus
20. How I Met Your Mata
Getty Images19. Havertz Your Way
18. Absolutely Fabregas
17. Cesc and the City
16. Balotelli-Tubbies
15. Boom Xhakalaka
14. Neville Wears Prada
13. Klopps and Robbers
12. Lady Yaya
11. Lord of the Ings
10. Guns ’N Moses
Getty Images9. Ayew Being Served?
8. Kinder Mbeumo
7. Flying Without Ings
6. Benteke Fried Chicken
5. Mighty Morphin' Power Reijnders
4. Game of Throw-ins
3. Botman & Robin
2. Who Ate All Depays?
1. Wirtz Case Scenario
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