Mourinho cannot stray too far from a good old touchline altercation, can he? This is perhaps one of the most famous bust-ups of all time, as Barcelona and Real Madrid clashed at Camp Nou in the Super Copa.
A senseless tackle from Marcelo on Cesc Fabregas started the brawl, with the Brazilian seeing red for his challenge. What ensued was pure madness. Both sets of coaching teams flooded onto the pitch, pulling their players away from each other, trying to keep the occasion as pleasant as possible. Mesut Ozil, David Villa and even Fabregas, who was victim to the awful challenge that started the chain of events, all saw red as a result.
While emotions ran high, Mourinho saw his chance to strike. He crept up behind Barcelona assistant coach Tito Vilanova and gouged his eye. No, really. Vilanova reacted, turning around and pushing Jose. The Real Madrid boss just smiled, shrugging off the reaction. They both received bans, two games for Mourinho and one for Vilanova, but neither had to serve them as the Spanish FA lifted suspensions ahead of the new season.