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Outgoing Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has admitted he was incredibly anxious when breaking the news of his impending summer departure to his first-team squad. Speaking publicly for the first time since his exit was confirmed, the legendary Catalan tactician described his emotional address to the players as an absolute disaster.

Manchester City are preparing to pre-empt a potential approach from Bayern Munich for defender Josko Gvardiol.

Manchester United fans have been told “don’t celebrate” as they prepare to see Pep Guardiola leave ‘noisy neighbours’ City, with Patrice Evra claiming that sudden departure is “sad” news for everybody associated with English football. It has been officially confirmed that an iconic coach will be bidding farewell to the Etihad Stadium this summer. Said announcement has been warmly received by many at Old Trafford.

Erling Haaland has been informed of what he will require in order to become a Ballon d’Or winner, with John Arne Riise telling GOAL that the Manchester City superstar needs a “sh*tload of goals” before being recognised as the best player on the planet. The Norwegian striker has tended to deliver on that front, and has long been billed as a natural heir to Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo in the Golden Ball-winning department.