Despite the joke, Postecoglou was happy with the transfer business his side, who sit fourth in the Premier League, did in January.
He told reporters: "We had clear objectives. We had a gap at centre-back after letting Davinson Sanchez go and getting Radu [Dragusin] in was great. Getting Timo [Werner] early also excellent. We've had injuries with Sonny [Son Heung-min] away, and already he's made a contribution. If we left it to the last day it takes time to settle. Both have settled well. With outgoings, we got some good loans. With Alejo [Veliz] it's great for him to get game time at a good club (Sevilla). Also players like Ashley Phillips and Alfie Devine got good loans."