Cantona was responsible for one of the most bizarre press conferences in footballing history following his sentencing for the Crystal Palace fan assault.
He sat sullenly after being thrown in front of the media, having been given community service after a two-week prison sentence was successfully appealed.
Cantona’s only words during the entire affair were these two sentences, which were spoken slowly and deliberately, with the player taking sips of water as he did so.
He then got up and left.












