The ridiculousness of Haaland has become too normalised. He already leads the Premier League Golden Boot standings with five goals from five games this season, two more than anyone else in the division, and has 13 in all competitions for club and country. Remember, we're still over a week away from the beginning of October.
There's also a narrative that suggests the Norwegian bagsman doesn't enjoy playing against the usually formidable duo of William Saliba and, more notably, Gabriel Magalhaes. Yet on this occasion, it was Haaland who prevailed. Inside the opening ten minutes, Gabriel pushed high into the City half as Arsenal looked to squeeze the most out of attack, but Guardiola's side were able to quickly release their striker on the break. Without the Brazilian defender in his wake, he streaked past Saliba to pick his spot from well inside Arsenal's 18-yard box, and soon enough the ball was in the net.
City's plan seemed to be to find Haaland in transition at every possible moment, and he so nearly iced the game with a similar chance early in the second half, only this time his low shot was saved by David Raya. When the No.9 went up on the fourth official's board to signal he was being substituted, Haaland had a face like thunder with Guardiola withdrawing his only out-and-out goal threat.
Nevertheless, Haaland reminded everyone why he, nobody else, is the league's premier striker. If it's not him, it certainly wasn't his opponent in the red corner...