Welcome to MUNDIAL’s Goal of the Month. The rules are pretty simple. Every four weeks, we will be delving into the memory banks and picking our favourite goal scored during that month at any point in footballing history. We can pick from any league, from MLS to the Combined Counties. Any player, from Lionel Messi to those we play five-a-side with, and from any year. Got it? Good. Enjoy February’s edition.
“I cannot think of any team except United. The United fans love me, and my family is very happy, both in Manchester and in England. My thoughts are only about winning titles with United, and if this happens, then I hope I will still be here next season.
"I do not want to play with any other team. I always follow my heart, and my heart is telling me it will be impossible for me to leave English football."
Carlos Tevez you beautiful, silly, belligerent bastard. Even typing out your name brings on a sort of drumming, relentless sadness, like I’m being kicked in the head by Marcos Rojo wearing steel-toe boots while ‘I Won’t Share You’ by The Smiths plays faintly in the background. It’s difficult, if you’re a Manchester United fan, to even entertain the concept of a Carlos Tevez: scrubbing the fact of his existence from the historical record and burning any Old Trafford archives. He’s not real. It was never real. Nothing can ever hurt us.