Ibrahimovic passed 100 league goals for PSG on Sunday, netting four times as Laurent Blanc's men surged to a 9-0 win at rock-bottom Troyes to wrap up the title for another year.
The Sweden striker, whose contract expires at the end of the campaign, has been linked with a move to the Premier League, with Manchester United said to be interested.
Despite president Nasser Al-Khelaifi insisting the club want to keep him , the attacker joked he will only remain if the French capital replaces its most prized landmark with a statue of himself.
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He told beIN Sport : "I don't believe they can change the Eiffel Tower for my statue - even the people behind this club - but if they can, I will stay here, I promise you!
"I am happy, I have always had a good relationship with the supporters, with the club – they always took good care of me. I have a great relationship with everybody.
"I am happy, but for the moment I am not going to be at PSG next year. I have another one-and-a-half-months left and I am enjoying it here.
"What happens next year I don't know. But as it stands, I will not be here."
Ibrahimovic has netted 27 Ligue 1 goals in 2015-16 - more than double any other player in the French top-flight.