Haaland is a cheat code, eclipses Ronaldo, ‘change it to platinum boot’

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Another Premier League outing and another devastating showing from Erling Haaland, who bagged a hat-trick on Saturday as Manchester City dispatched Wolves 3-0.

The Norway superstar—enjoying his first season in the Premier League—has now scored 22 league goals already this term, eclipsing the Golden Boot-winning returns of Mohamed Salah and Son Heung-min last season.

Haaland’s latest goalscoring feats have not gone unnoticed, with supporters struggling to come up with new superlatives to celebrate the lethal City frontman.