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Chelsea player ratings vs Noah: Blues get brutal! Enzo Fernandez & Joao Felix obliterate Armenians as Enzo Maresca's side score eight to continue perfect Conference League start

Chelsea handed out a beating of biblical proportions as they hammered Armenian side Noah 8-0 in the Conference League on Thursday. The Blues were simply too strong, fast and ruthless for the visitors to keep up, despite Noah's bright start to the game.

After an incredible miss from close range by Joao Felix, the great flood began in the 12th minute when Tosin Adarabioyo headed in his first goal for the Blues when he shook off his marker to meet Enzo Fernandez's excellent corner. Immediately afterwards, Noah gifted Chelsea a goal as Marc Guiu pounced on an awful pass across the back line to open his account, too, before Axel Disasi headed low into the net in a goal almost identical to Adarabioyo's.

Noah self-destructed again three minutes later when Goncalo Silva was caught in possession, allowing Fernandez to feed Felix for a simple finish for the hosts' fourth. The pick of the bunch, though, was doubtless the stunning effort that Mykhailo Mudryk sent into the top corner from outside the box to make it 5-0, and the misery continued when Dasi burst forward on the counter and found Felix, whose shot was knocked into the net.

With the job well and truly wrapped up, Fernandez and Guiu were substituted at half-time as Enzo Maresca's team slowed down and the away side attempted to prevent further humiliation, but Christopher Nkunku raced onto Felix's pass and eventually found the net after his first effort was saved. The officials refused to go easy on Noah, either, as Chelsea were given a debatable penalty after a VAR review and Nkunku lashed in from the spot.

GOAL rates Chelsea's players from Stamford Bridge...

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    Goalkeeper & Defence

    Filip Jorgensen (6/10):

    Made a comfortable early save and had little trouble.

    Axel Disasi (7/10):

    Took his goal well and was on top of everything that came his way at the other end.

    Benoit Badiashile (6/10):

    Had one or two scares and eased up a bit too much in the second half as Noah had chances.

    Tosin Adarabioyo (7/10):

    Outmuscled a defender to head in the equaliser

    Renato Veiga (4/10):

    The only Blues player who really struggled at times. Worryingly hopeless in possession.

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    Midfield

    Enzo Fernandez (8/10):

    Under pressure to shine and he did enough in just 45 minutes. His set-piece deliveries were deadly and his passing was excellent. Simply too good for Noah.

    Christopher Nkunku (6/10):

    Had a really quiet first half but grew into it after being pushed up front for the second half, ending with his double.

    Joao Felix (8/10):

    Missed an incredible chance in the sixth minute but calmly finished to make it 4-0 and then got the sixth.

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    Attack

    Tyrique George (7/10):

    Looked bright on the right side on his debut. Almost had an assist early on and created a lot more chances.

    Marc Guiu (6/10):

    Jumped on the chance to double their lead but was taken off at half-time.

    Mykhailo Mudryk (7/10):

    A gorgeous goal and strong performance overall as he gave Noah a tough time down the left.

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    Subs & Manager

    Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall (5/10):

    Won the penalty in the second half but did little else.

    Cesare Casadei (6/10):

    His arrival coincided with Chelsea's drop in tempo but he grew into the game with neat passes and a dangerous shot.

    Carney Chukwuemeka (5/10):

    Used on the right wing but didn't impress.

    Samuel Rak-Sakyi (5/10):

    Wasted a decent chance for a debut goal.

    Enzo Maresca (8/10):

    Will have expected a win but will be pleased to see the ruthless side of his players in the absence of Cole Palmer. Especially with Enzo Fernandez and Joao Felix putting in stellar displays.