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CR7 Special: What Else Can £80m Buy You Today?
Are you a multi-millionaire with cash to burn? Look no further!
You're Florentino Perez. You have £80 million - €93,000,000 - just burning a hole in your pocket. You need to spend, spend, spend. But on what?
Well, you can do what the man himself did and buy Cristiano Ronaldo for Real Madrid.
But why do that when you can do any of the following...

Pick up a Rafa or six

All this could have been Perez's for just a little more cash

Policeman not included

You need to move quickly to be here, Florentino
Well, you can do what the man himself did and buy Cristiano Ronaldo for Real Madrid.
But why do that when you can do any of the following...
- Ten 1,235-acre private Greek islands in the sparkling Mediterranean
- The entire economy of the country of Tuvalu, five times over, with cash to spare
- Six Rafael van der Vaarts, with change

Pick up a Rafa or six
- A two-fifths share of Roman Abramovich's yacht, Pelorus
- Around 160,000 Real Madrid shirts from the Goal.com Shop
- Four-fifths of Mike Ashley's Newcastle United shares

All this could have been Perez's for just a little more cash
- Jacqui Smith's expenses claim for television - including her husband's adult movies! - in the British Houses of Parliament, 1,200,000 times over
- 657 flights into space with Richard Branson
- 444 Ferrari 599s - the car that Ronaldo crashed in a tunnel

Policeman not included
- 761 bottles of a nice 1787 Chateau Lafite, the most expensive wine in the world.
- One Velodrome in London for the 2012 Olympic Games (note: final cost may rise. Again.)
- 145,985 Category One tickets for the FIFA 2010 World Cup Final in South Africa (although they're sold out)

You need to move quickly to be here, Florentino
- 275,862,068 cans of Tesco Value Baked Beans from Ronaldo's local supermarket in the north-west of England
- 20 replicas of Cristiano Ronaldo's house in Cheshire, near Manchester
- Just over half of Lionel Messi's release clause...
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