What is there to say for a player used in an almost entirely superfluous role? Unneeded for the majority of the match, and only really was tested late, when Babel was in with a one-on-one.
Hardly tested at the back, but rock-solid during 45 minutes on the pitch. Was replaced at the interval due to a knee injury: Bayern will hope it is not too serious, as he will surely be needed more on Tuesday against Basel.
Was not pressured in defence, but proved himself at least as an attacking full-back, as he combined very well with Ribery. In the 19-year-old Austrian, Heynckes just might have found the solution he has been looking for opposite Lahm.
Looked at home on the right flank, and brought the best out of Robben once more. Did well to win a penalty that led to the second goal, which essentially put the result to rest early.
Was arguably a greater influence in attack than defence, as he took a few shots, one of which hit the bar. Had very little to do at the back.
Pulled the strings in midfield with typical class and dominated the play overall. Scored a trademark low drive from well outside the box.
As a defensive player, the Brazilian had a very quiet game, even when he was in midfield. Made a very poor mistake late, however, as he slipped and left Babel with a clear path to goal.
Two goals, two assists - a fantastic performance from the Dutchman, who has taken criticism as of late, but responded in the best way possible. Finally looks to be in the form that has in the past made him such a big hit at the Allianz Arena.
The creative mastermind behind Bayern's first-half rout. Scored once, gave three assists, and played a critical role in another strike. Simply impossible to contain.
Unlucky not to get his name on the score-sheet. Played a critical role in the opener and had a couple good chances on goal, but was decidedly a supporting figure for the likes of Robben, Ribery, and Gomez.
Scored an opportunistic opener early on, but that strike changed him. From the hesitant striker he has been as of late to the ruthless hit-man the Munich faithful have come to love. Scored a second before half-time, and had his hattrick within 47 minutes. Forced off early due to a knock, which could be costly, as his class will be needed in the Champions League.
Cannot be blamed for some of the goals, but is at least partly responsible for those scored early. Parried the ball straight to Gomez for the opener, and was poorly positioned for Kroos' goal that made it 3-0. He was beaten seven times: not a good day at work.
Hopelessly unaware, and was duly punished as his late challenge on Lahm resulted in a booking. A very disappointing day for the former Germany international, who after a woeful start, never turned things around.
Slightly less of a mess than Compper, the young Dane made a few vital clearances and one great tackle in the early minutes. But the score alone is damning enough.
An atrocious performance against his former club. Beaten again and again by Robben - his only hope of stopping his compatriot was to foul.
Only brought into the starting line-up in the moments before the match, the Ghanaian was perhaps not prepared to play, let alone in a midfield role. Lacked precision in the centre, and was uncomfortable in a position he has not frequented for quite some time.
His assignment was to stop Ribery, and quite clearly, the 23-year-old did not come even close. Was, like many of his team-mates, humiliated by Bayern's rampant attack.
One of the few Hoffenheim players who bothered to show up, but lacked the class to properly compete. Had one nice run into the box before being stopped by Boateng. Earns credit for effort.
Ran hard, but was out-played in the centre of the park. Stood absolutely no chance, and chased shadows for long spells. His one contribution of note was a late free-kick that hit the side-netting.
No threat whatsoever on the right flank, and was more often in a defensive role than in possession. Grew frustrated, and was fortunate not to be sent off.
Took his opportunity well when Luiz Gustavo made a fatal slip, but was quiet for large stretches of the match. His team-mates did little to help him, however, giving the Dutchman next to nothing in the way of service.
Like Babel, saw little of the ball, but when he was in possession, he generally wasted it. Had the opportunity to test Neuer from the edge of the box in the first half, but sliced his shot wide. Appeared disinterested in the game.
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- 26 D. Contento
On for the final half hour, the Germany international was like a magnet to the ball: he always sought possession, and almost never misplaced a pass.
Replaced Boateng at the start of the second half, and bravely absorbed some dangerous challenges in 45 minutes on the pitch. Assured in possession, he did well to ensure what would have been a clean sheet if not for an individual error.
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- 9 N. Petersen
Came on for Gomez, but made very little impact. Standing between two giants in the penalty box, he never had the space to shoot.