The top 50 funniest fantasy football team names

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Put the finishing touches on your team ahead of the new Premier League season with our list of the most amusing football-related puns and jokes

You've signed up to play fantasy football, carefully selected your squad, designed a kit and then... the dreaded team name screen hits you.

We've all been there - spending far, far longer than is healthy trying to devise some kind of witty football-related pun with which to draw a laugh or two from the rest of the league.

As Premier League fantasy football games get under way ahead of the new season, Goal is here to save you some time and energy.

We've collected the 50 funniest (family friendly) fantasy football team names. Have a quick read of these and you'll have your fantasy football side sorted in no time!


50. Neuer Gonna Give You up


Manuel Neuer Germany

49. Dolly Barton


48. Hit Me Bebe One More Time


47. Pjanic at the Disco


46. You Petr Cech Yourself


45. Pepe Pig


44. For Fuchs Sake


43. Tinchy Sneijder


42. Obi-Wan Iwobi


41. One Flew Over Lukaku's Nest


40. When Harry Met Alli


Dele Alli Harry Kane

39. Ospina Colada


38. Dukes of Hazard


37. Willian Dollar Baby


36. Enter Shaqiri


35. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah


34. Game of Stones


33. Giroud Let the Dogs out?


32. Pique-boo!


31. All the Smallings


30. Gylfi Pleasures


Gylfi Sigurdsson Everton


29. Kroos Control


28. Murder on Zidane's floor


27. The Zarate Kid


26. Bacuna Matata


25. Pique Blinders


24. Baines on Toast


23. Blink-1 Eto'o


22. Riders of Yohan


21. Egg Fried Reus


20. Men Behaving Chadli


Worst PL Team of the Week Nacer Chadli


19. Dirty Sanchez


18. Absolutely Fabregas


17. Cesc and the City


16. Balotelli-Tubbies


15. Boom Xhakalaka


14. Neville Wears Prada


13. Klopps and Robbers


12. No Weimann No Cry


11. Lord of the Ings


10. Guns ’N Moses


Victor Moses


9. Ayew Ready?


8. The Wizard of Ozil


7. Flying Without Ings


6. Benteke Fried Chicken


5. Show Me Da Mane


4. Game of Throw-ins


3. Ctrl Alt De Laet


2. Who Ate All Depays?


1. Lallanas in Pyjamas


Adam Lallana England World Cup qualifying

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