WALCOTT CONTROVERSY SHOWS HOW FOOTBALL HAS LOST ITS SENSE OF HUMOUR
It's a north London derby, passions are running high as Arsenal lead their bitter rivals 2-0 deep in the second half and Theo Walcott decides to prove that not all footballers are robots, devoid of emotion and a sense of humour.
As the man who has led Tottenham a merry dance all afternoon is carried from the field of battle on a stretcher in front of the 5,000 Spurs fans, the striker responds to their abuse by making a gesture to remind them of the score.
An act of impetuosity, at worst. A bit of fun amid the ferocity and fury of another thunderous north London derby. And yet many fans and pundits are suggesting that Walcott should face sanctions from the Football Association for "inciting" the idiots who hurled coins, cigarette lighters, plastic cups and even a bread roll in his direction.
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If Walcott is hauled before the FA and given a fine, I hope it amounts to no more than the cash sum of the dozen or so coins that stewards recovered from the Emirates Stadium pitch.
In an era where the game is becoming increasingly sanitised and one where the disconnect between players and supporters continues to grow, how refreshing it was to see Walcott showing some passion.
And he did it in the right manner. As Arsene Wenger said, the forward was smiling as he goaded the Tottenham 'fans' and Tim Sherwood's application of the most overused word by people in football - "banter" - fits with the narrative in this instance.
The fact that some fools couldn't take it reflects on them, not Walcott.
The more that people try to suggest that Walcott was in some way responsible for triggering some unsavoury scenes, the more mitigation we offer people who should take full responsibility for their actions.
Not only does it seem a dreadful waste of money to throw pound coins – attending football matches is an expensive enough hobby already - but it could have caused severe damage had one such missile struck Walcott, or one of the brave stretcher-bearers who ran the gauntlet.
In any event, it certainly justified Arsenal's decision to deny Tottenham the usual 15 per cent allocation of 9,000 tickets for the north London derby.
The 17.15GMT kick-off may have meant some of the protagonists had over-indulged in alcohol but you can bet your pound coin that they would have been whooping with joy had the boot been on the other foot.
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Referee Mark Clattenburg will decide whether and what to report to the FA about the Walcott incident and, after the week that he has had, should look on it more favourably than most.
Clattenburg was accused by Southampton of unacceptable behaviour during the south-coast club's defeat at Everton shortly before the turn of the year.
Southampton claim that Clatternburg told Adam Lallana: "You are very different now, since you've played for England. You never used to be like this."
The complaint was quite rightly thrown out - probably with a fair degree of laughter - by the referees' governing body, the Professional Game Match Officials Limited.
I'm not a huge fan of Clattenburg as a referee but the fact that Southampton still refuse to let go and don't want him to officiate their matches is ridiculous.
The fallout from the episodes involving Walcott and Clattenburg demonstrate how English football has become anything but the release from the reality of everyday life that it should be.
WEST HAM OWNERS WILL PAY FOR LOYALTY TO ALLARDYCE
West Ham's owners will tell you that their biggest mistake since buying the club in 2010 was the decision to stick with Avram Grant in the winter of 2010-11 when they considered sacking the Israeli manager.
David Gold and David Sullivan, possibly the most patient owners in the division, eventually decided to back their man but saw their loyalty and trust rewarded with relegation.
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Sam Allardyce has a fair point about the Hammers' crippling injury list but he needs to stop bleating and start winning. Even with their injury problems, this West Ham squad is far better than they have shown this season.
They are 19th in the table, playing miserable, dysfunctional football and waiting for the return of Andy Carroll - who has not kicked a ball all season - as if he is some sort of magic cure to all of their ills.
Regardless of priorities for the season, the humiliating 5-0 defeat of the young team that Allardyce put out against Nottingham Forest showed just how low the club have fallen.
Unfortunately they cannot play Tottenham every week and, with Fulham, Sunderland, Crystal Palace and now Cardiff City (potentially) all improving under new managers, West Ham are in real trouble.
The Olympic Stadium is at the heart of their future and it would be a disaster, not just financially, if they drop to the Championship. Even then, how are they ever going to sell out a 54,000-seater venue - complete with atmosphere-sapping running track - if Allardyce is still in charge when they move to Stratford for the 2016-17 season?
To fill Upton Park, the club have been forced to launch a number of 'kids for a quid' schemes to boost attendances, thereby exposing children to Allardyce's prehistoric brand of football, which is completely out of keeping with the footballing traditions of the club.
Allardyce's defence has always been that his methods work. Clearly, this season, they aren't - and that should be enough for Gold and Sullivan to make the right decision this time.
SCRAP REPLAYS TO RESTORE MAGIC OF THE FA CUP
It was a shame to once again see so many empty seats at FA Cup matches this weekend. Just 12,700 turned up at West Brom, while there were 20,000 empty seats at Sunderland and Aston Villa.
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Even one of the Macclesfield Town heroes who held Sheffield Wednesday to a draw on Saturday spoke of the financial benefits that a replay would offer his cash-stricken club, rather than excitement at getting the chance to play at one of English football's most famous venues.
It really is time that the FA came up with some new ideas to protect the integrity of the competition and improve its popularity.
I think it is only a matter of time before they scrap replays, ensuring that contests will be decided on the day and removing the concern of fixture congestion for managers.