The Germany No.1 will never have an easier afternoon's work, with Hoffenheim never coming close to threatening him.
Like the rest of his defensive colleagues, the Germany international had a very easy afternoon against a lame Hoffenheim team. Had nothing to do.
On a very easy afternoon for his side, the Bayern skipper had licence to get forward, and put in some decent crosses when he marauded down the right.
Came in with a couple of clumsy tackles, but did nothing seriously wrong. Did not get forward quite as well as Lahm, though.
Today was certainly an easy one for any Bayern defender, and the Brazilian looked to be enjoying himself, joining the attacks well without abandoning his duties at the back.
A fine showing in the centre of the park from the 28-year-old, who carried out all of his defensive duties flawlessly, and aided his attacking team-mates with some excellent passing.
A magnificent performance from the Frenchman, who netted his first goals of the season thanks to excellent finishes. Was involved, and threatening throughout and made the difference.
Continues to struggle after his big-money move to Germany. Was neat enough in midfield, but should have got his name on the scoresheet on at least one occasion.
The young midfielder is looking increasingly comfortable in the Bayern first team, and put in another fine creative showing today. After initially stumbling, did well to set up Ribery's second.
Was forced off with a cut under his eye after just 26 minutes, but had already made a great impact, setting up Ribery's opener.
Having made a thrilling start to his Allianz Arena career, the Croatian will be disappointed with his efforts today. Lethargic in his movement, and failed to impose himself properly on the match.
Could have done far better with the first goal, even if Ribery's second was an excellent finish. Failed to deal with the many crosses, though.
Should have done far better to close down Kroos in the build-up to Bayern's second, and was generally outclassed by the Bavarian front line.
Came the closest to threatening Neuer with a long-range shot, but could have done far better to in containing the rampant Ribery.
By far the worst player on the pitch, the winger failed to track back and help Beck contain Ribery, and offered nothing going forward, either.
Was sold short by some of his team-mates when Bayern targetted the right early on, but after Muller's withdrawal, was not called upon as often.
Did well to keep Mandzukic quiet throughout the afternoon with some good tackling and anticipation, but was let down by his fellow defenders.
Did a decent job of breaking up play in the early part of the match, but faded badly as the game wore on. Lucky not to be booked late of for a vicious tackle.
Was tasked with anchoring the Hoffe midfield, but was powerless to stop the likes of Kroos, Ribery and Schweinsteiger running the show in the centre of the park.
Despite showing some good form earlier this season, the Japanese winger was totally anonymous on his return to the Allianz Arena.
Did a decent job of getting back and aiding his team-mates in trying to repel the constant Bavarian attacks, but was missing up front.
An absolutely appalling performance. from the Brazilian, who failed to make any sort of impact and was taken off after just 63 minutes.