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Recent father Gabriel Agbonlahor enjoyed playing the field, if reports in the British press are to be believed.

On the opening day of the season Gabriel Agbonlahor scored a hat-trick within seven minutes of pitch-time, but it appears the promising striker has got good game in other aspects of his life, as he bedded three sexy ladies all at the same time, according to the News Of The World.

Over the next few weeks girl after girl after girl informed the fertile Villan that each and every one of them had fallen pregnant as a result of the respective nights spent with the charming England hopeful.

High-school sweetheart Sophie Smith; air stewardess and glamour model Tia Hithersay; and socialite Elizabeth Wheeler were all wooed by Gabby. The latter decided to keep the baby and she delivered in June, but Sophie and Tia had theirs aborted.

England head coach Fabio Capello has ordered his player pool to stay out of the front-page headlines. Current regulars Rio Ferdinand, John Terry, Ashley Cole, and Wayne Rooney, have all made the news for the wrong reasons in the past but have played their way into Capello's plans by maintaining good form both on and off the pitch.

Alan Dawson