By Richard Jolly
It made a combative footballer sound like a middle manager in an eminently forgettable job, yet it was a wonderful phrase nonetheless. It was absurdly brilliant when Louis van Gaal branded Nigel de Jong his "head of incidental pressing".
It threatens to make him the must-have accessory for every ambitious side. Netherlands have a head of incidental pressing? Well, we want one too, then.
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He was so integral to Van Gaal's gameplan that the chances are that Manchester United will soon be equipped with a leader who can perform similar duties.
Perhaps that bodes badly for Michael Carrick, United's head of incidental strolling, or Marouane Fellaini, their head of confused wandering, or Tom Cleverley, who lacks the personality to be head of anything. There are few obvious candidates in the squad that the 62-year-old inherits, though the pre-illness Darren Fletcher might have been one.
Van Gaal appreciates the importance of energy in midfield. United have had too little in recent seasons. It is a reason why they have been overrun in the centre of the park time and again. Their one-paced midfield have often been subject to frequent unflattering comparisons with Yaya Toure but it was also telling that last summer Manchester City signed the similarly dynamic Fernandinho. It left United looking still slower in derby defeats.
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So, too, another to have worked with the influential Bielsa, Juventus's all-action Arturo Vidal, who played for the Argentine in his days in charge of Chile.
William Carvalho represents an outsider but two in tune with Van Gaal's thinking are Bastian Schweinsteiger, from his time at Bayern Munich, and Kevin Strootman, who may have been deputy head of Holland's incidental pressing but for an inconvenient injury. De Jong himself is a former Manchester City player but has been mentioned.
It is easy to see why. He has been fundamental to Van Gaal's gameplan. His pressing was particularly notable against Spain. This was the coach's response to tiki-taka, his ploy for halting more technically gifted opponents. It showed that he can find a way to win and, for all the talk of total football, his has been an intelligent form of pragmatism in this World Cup.
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Neither can hassle and harry quite like De Jong. Nor, indeed, can the slower Daley Blind, who was expected to play in midfield but operated as a wing-back.
Against a comparatively defensive, often deep-lying Costa Rica side, there was less need to press; Netherlands' problem was simply that they could not convert their chances as Keylor Navas produced a masterclass in defiance.
In a semi-final in which they will need to find a way of dispossessing Lionel Messi, it will be imperative. Switzerland's busy, bustling duo of Gokhan Inler and Valon Behrami did their utmost to close him down in their narrow last-16 defeat, even if it was not termed 'incidental pressing' by Ottmar Hitzfeld. So, minus his premier destroyer, Van Gaal will have to construct a Messi nullification department. Preferably with a suitably bureaucratic title.