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Who will replace Mario Balotelli as the Premier League's biggest rogue?
1. Mario Balotelli
Mario Balotelli’s departure to AC Milan leaves a great void in the Premier League where a loveable rogue used to be. It is hard to perfect the art of acting like a renegade while still being widely loved, but Super Mario had it down to a T.
His apparent compulsion not to act that bothered about football unless he had been personally wronged somehow gave him a vigilante vibe. Sometimes it took a few kicks to the shins to get him interested – and even then, it usually meant a red card. His tremendous goal to kick off the famous 6-1 win in the Manchester derby was apparently powered by a desire to retaliate against the media attention.
But, of course, he won that attention by having a firework go off in his bathroom the night before the game. He was sent by his mother to John Lewis to buy an iron and returned with a quad-bike, Scalextric and a trampoline. He wore a camouflage-print onesie. Balotelli’s time at Manchester City saw him become totally unpredictable and mostly uninterested – what better roguish traits?
On-field antics -




Swung between the petulant (his storm of rage against Arsenal), the spectacular (scoring with his shoulder against Norwich City) and the actually-quite-nasty (stamping on Scott Parker). Four stars.
Off-field escapades -




There’s a reason why every urban legend in Manchester of the last five years has involved Balotelli. Five stars.
Social networking shenanigans -




Never joined Twitter but inspired so many millions of fake and parody accounts that it feels like you can hardly get away from him. Two-and-a-half stars.
Lifted by the law -




No stranger to a parking fine here and there – and, of course, an investigation into the legendary firework – but mostly kept his antics innocent and childlike.
The sex factor -




Embarrassed by a newspaper scoop on his alleged 19-month affair but seems to have rekindled the seemingly ruined relationship with ex-ex-girlfriend Raffaele Fico, the mother of his child. Yes, there’s a tiny Balotelli now to continue his legacy!
His apparent compulsion not to act that bothered about football unless he had been personally wronged somehow gave him a vigilante vibe. Sometimes it took a few kicks to the shins to get him interested – and even then, it usually meant a red card. His tremendous goal to kick off the famous 6-1 win in the Manchester derby was apparently powered by a desire to retaliate against the media attention.
But, of course, he won that attention by having a firework go off in his bathroom the night before the game. He was sent by his mother to John Lewis to buy an iron and returned with a quad-bike, Scalextric and a trampoline. He wore a camouflage-print onesie. Balotelli’s time at Manchester City saw him become totally unpredictable and mostly uninterested – what better roguish traits?
On-field antics -




Swung between the petulant (his storm of rage against Arsenal), the spectacular (scoring with his shoulder against Norwich City) and the actually-quite-nasty (stamping on Scott Parker). Four stars.
Off-field escapades -





There’s a reason why every urban legend in Manchester of the last five years has involved Balotelli. Five stars.
Social networking shenanigans -


Never joined Twitter but inspired so many millions of fake and parody accounts that it feels like you can hardly get away from him. Two-and-a-half stars.
Lifted by the law -


No stranger to a parking fine here and there – and, of course, an investigation into the legendary firework – but mostly kept his antics innocent and childlike.
The sex factor -




Embarrassed by a newspaper scoop on his alleged 19-month affair but seems to have rekindled the seemingly ruined relationship with ex-ex-girlfriend Raffaele Fico, the mother of his child. Yes, there’s a tiny Balotelli now to continue his legacy!
Tuesday, 5 February 2013 08:00
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Who will replace Mario Balotelli as the Premier League's biggest rogue?
Who will replace Mario Balotelli as the Premier League's biggest rogue?
By George Ankers & Matt Scott
Alas, Super Mario is no longer on these shores and someone needs to step up and take his crown as the king of comedy, prince of partying and sultan of silliness - Goal.com runs through the candidates.
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