There's reconciliation after a horror challenge on Monday, a smashing gift from a Swansea City player and Gary Lineker foresees bum-clenching in the relegation dogfightDid you ever picture Rio Ferdinand as a coach one day? If not, time to start coughing awkwardly and whistling. If anyone asks, you saw it coming, even though it appears to have caught the Manchester United star by surprise.
Today's WOTT features the defender's career epiphany and much more - coffee, exaggerating Frenchmen and some shirt-swapping between two of the Premier League's top goalkeepers.
Craig Gardner also takes the opportunity to be lovely and gracious after a tackle that was decidedly neither of those things in Monday's action. Just another day in the wonderful world of footballers on Twitter...
"Trained with the u18's today....nice little workout! Coaching youngsters could be a bit of me, who knows!"
Rio Ferdinand hints at a potential future in coaching after being put through his paces with the next generation.
"Thanks for swapping shirts @SMignolet . Good luck for the rest of the season. #sellsfamily"
Two of the league's shot-stopping specialists indulged in some wardrobe-sharing after Sunderland 1-1 Stoke City. Asmir Begovic (pictured right) was very grateful to Simon Mignolet.
"Giroud says he’s done better than Henry and Drogba did in their first season. This has to be a joke."
Fabrice Muamba takes exception to Olivier Giroud's comments but praises the Arsenal striker's sense of humour (in a way).
"Just want to apologise to all the fans and Charlie Adam for my tackle and of course the players they were outstanding #gutted #sorry safc"
Sunderland midfielder Craig Gardner comes off all remorseful after getting sent off for a horror challenge on Stoke City's Charlie Adam...
"@CraigGards8 Don't worry about it these things happen in a game. All the best for rest of the season."
...and Charlie Adam responds with some kind words. Just hug already, guys!
"Going to stick my neck out and go Coyle. Ticks all the boxes, motivated, big enough name, point to prove."
Striker-turned-journo Stan Collymore tips former Burnley and Bolton boss Owen Coyle for the Wolves job after Dean Saunders got the sack on Tuesday morning.
"Amazing from @WayneRoutledge coffees for the boys!"
A big day at Swansea City as Nathan Dyer (pictured left) comes off slightly too surprised at his fellow winger's generosity.
"If Wigan win tomorrow there will be many a clenched cheek down at the bottom."
Crisp-fiend Gary Lineker offers some bum-heavy thoughts on the relegation battle.