The Aston Villa striker is lonely and seeking attention so Eric Lichaj comes to his aid, while Tim Cahill takes a stroll down memory lane and Greg Halford calls out Kyle Walker
And Aston Villa's Andreas Weimann is one such footballer who is unlucky in love, and now the whole world knows thanks to caring team-mate Eric Lichaj.
Elsewhere, Nicklas Bendtner is as entertaining as ever and Tim Cahill takes a stroll down memory lane. So, without any further ado, here is the latest edition of Word on the Tweet...
"In other news @andiweimann Single, 5'10, 78kg, needs loads of cuddles and sleeps with an oversized teddy bear. Any takers :)"
Eric Lichaj helps his unlucky-in-love team-mate Andreas Weimann (pictured right) to potentially find a special someone and help ease those relegation fears.
"04/04/04 nine years today. #millwall #FACup #priceless"
Former player Tim Cahill remembers Milwall's FA Cup semi-final triumph over Sunderland nine years on.
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"
And as he wastes away his days in Italy not driving around in his car, Nicklas Bendtner appears to have gone all Joey Barton on us.
"Big thanks to @nikegolf for my clubs and gear"
Kyle Walker thanks Nike for some free gifts ... but someone is not so pleased...
"@kyle28walker uve changed. U don't even play golf!"
...as Greg Halford calls the Tottenham man out.
"Never been so ill in my life"
Poor old Jonjo Shelvey (pictured left) is unable to enjoy this lovely Spring sunsh... Oh, wait.
"Just wanna thank everyone for the all the support last couple days. Much love ! #COYW #ffcfamily #i'llbeback"
Meanwhile, Steve Sidwell is still coming to terms with the red card he received against QPR on Monday night.
"How you my friend @TheRealSalgado long time no speak"
And we finish off with this from Christopher Samba. As yet radio silence from his former Blackburn chum. Awkward.