Florent Malouda, Gareth Southgate and Stephane Mbia share their views on the Champions League quarter-final line-up, while the Europa League is also mentioned (briefly)
Elsewhere, Robert Snodgrass offers some important advice, while Mason Bennett and Peter Odemwingie address the issue of dodgy haircuts.
All this and more in Friday's edition of Word on the Tweet, so without further ado, let us crack on...
"Back from training !! This champions league draw is very interesting. Nice games to watch ..."
Florent Malouda gives a mild description of the Champions League quarter-final draw, perhaps hinting at his frustration that neither he nor Chelsea will be taking part in the competition.
"Seen all CL 1/4 finalists live. 4 of the 5 best teams in this years comp will make semis. Barca, Juve/Bayern, Real, Dortmund"
Gareth Southgate offers his verdict on the Champions League draw. At least he stopped short of saying four out of eight teams will make the semis. WOTT, however, is sure that somewhere, Adrian Chiles has done it for him...
"PSG contre le BARCA loooool"
QPR midfielder Stephane Mbia (pictured) gives his succinct appraisal of PSG being drawn against Barcelona.
"If i say i trust in #QPR it's not for nothing... We will see ;)"
Mbia goes on to declare his unwavering trust in the west London club. Well, at least someone does eh, Stephane...
"Best advice I received : we only get 1 chance in life so have no regrets , we can't change the past we can only affect the future"
Robert Snodgrass offers some priceless life lessons. What could the midfielder possibly have to regret? He moved to Norwich at the... Ah, I see.
"Chelsea, Tottenham and Newcastle manage to avoid each other in the #EuropaLeague. The winners might just come from the #PremierLeague"
Former Celtic, Blackburn and Sunderland man Michael Gray gives his verdict on the draw for the Europa League quarter-finals. At last! This competition is heating up quite nicely, why have so few responded to it!?
"Seems SAF is not keen for @rioferdy5 to play for England. Big players never allow managers to dissuade them from playing for their country."
Gary Lineker reacts to Sir Alex Ferguson's concerns of Rio Ferdinand's re-inclusion in the England squad. Don't be too loud, Gary, or you might never get a handshake again.
"With my two pair of glasses on i look like A kind of RickRossSamuelLJacksonSaha. Ahaha."
Lazio forward Lous Saha reveals to the Twittersphere that he's morphed into a combined humanoid. We didn't know glasses could do that...
"Thanks to G.Popov for laughing at my haircut always. Forced me to finally let a pro do it ! #разница заметная "
West Brom's least favourite son Peter Odemwingie (pictured left) banters with public enemy No.2 Goran Popov. Better to laugh than to spit, I suppose.
Derby forward Mason Bennett tries to get his hairstyle trending.
"Raining in England ? Naaaaaaa! #shocked"
Aston Villa striker Andreas Weimann shows us that not only is he used to British weather, but also to the sarcam. Bravo, Andreas, Bravo.