Rio Ferdinand hails Ryan Giggs as he gets another a year older whilst Joey Barton is turning more French by the day, all in Thursday's edition of Word on the Tweet.
"Ryan Giggs 39 today.... The word #Legend is banded about far to often....fits this fella like a glove though for his service to football!"
Rio Ferdinand describes Ryan Giggs as a "legend" and WOTT can’t argue with him on the Welshman’s 39th Birthday. What a player he has been.
"All my tweets for the foreseeable future to be read in a French accent. Thank you for your cooperation in advance..."
After abandoning his Scouse roots this week in a press conference, WOTT favourite Joey Barton is now demanding all his tweets by read in a French accent.
"Now I know that im weird and not funny cause i cant get the buzz around the #GangnamStyle #toooldschool."
Age is finally catching up to Sunderland's Louis Saha as he fails to keep up with current trends.
"Very happy for scoring over 300 goals! It would not have been possible without the help of the teammates, the fans and the club."Barcelona striker David Villa thanks everyone he has ever known after passing the 300-goal mark. Congratulations, David.
"Happy that I made my Premier League debut yesterday."
Chelsea’s Marko Marin is delighted to finally be off the mark for the Blues.
"Last few days of tashness! Gonna miss the little fella."
Stoke defender Robert Huth is rueing the end of Movember as he is forced to say goodbye to his moustache.
"Up Early doing Kai breakfast watching Oliver. What a film."
Wayne Rooney enjoying a classic film while feeding his son. I wonder if he sings along?
"Great result! Another difficult game out of the way and we're on our way home with all 3 points! Thank you guys for the great support!"Vincent Kompany is delighted with Manchester City's win over Wigan on Wednesday.
"We still in the top 4. Come Saturday we will make sure we forget about today's game. 3 hours of road ahead in a quiet bus this time."
West Brom attacker Peter Odemwingie is trying to stay positive after his side's defeat to Swansea.
"Massive win!!! we had to dig deep in the 2nd half lads showed great character, wonder if ill get assist for their goal lol."
Aaron Lennon is understandably pleased with Tottenham's win over Liverpool and cheekily asks whether he’ll add to his stats after blasting the ball off Gareth Bale for the Reds’ goal.