The 31-year-old forward was unable to stop his side slumping to a 3-1 defeat to fellow strugglers Southampton in 'El Sackico', and Cesc Fabregas is feeling the chill in Russia
Elsewhere, Mikel Arteta gets a little too excited by a clown at a children's birthday party, Cesc Fabregas can't handle the cold weather in Moscow and we have the fall-out from a controversial X-Factor show in Monday's edition of Word on the Tweet.
"To all the real qpr fans i promise you we will get out of this situation like we did last season"
QPR striker Djibril Cisse (pictured) doesn't think Mark Hughes' side, who are currently bottom of the Premier League table, will go down this season.
"Thanks very much for the support today it is a very important 3 points we need a win have a safe journey back ;) and thanks 4 nice comments."
Sunderland defender Carlos Cuellar hails an important 3-1 victory for the side away at Fulham which has seen them climb away from the relegation zone.
"Thanks for the congratulatory msgs. Great atmosphere at the Hawthorns yesterday !!! Unforgettable victory! 23 points mid November! Yes !!! "
West Brom striker Peter Odemwingie sounds delighted at the team's superb form this campaign after another fantastic win at home over Chelsea.
"Training done. Bad result at the weekend. We'll be aiming to make it right 2mo. Bad weekend....will get better"
Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand looks ahead to the club's upcoming Champions League game against Galatasaray after a disappointing result and performance at the weekend in their 1-0 loss to Norwich.
"Hello to all my new charlton fc suporters hope to help the team. Ill give 110% while am here on loan and can't wait for start playing."
Arsenal holding man Emmanuel Frimpong makes a statement of intent after completing his loan move to Championship outfit Charlton. Dench.
"Great afternoon with my team mates celebrating A.Santo's son birthday! The magician was awesome!!! "
Arsenal midfielder Mikel Arteta isn't talking about spell-binding team-mate Santi Cazorla, oh no, but an actual man that does tricks for a living.
"We have arrived to Moscow and we are on 0 degrees!!! Now going to have dinner and rest!"
Barcelona midfielder Cesc Fabregas gets to grips with the less than warm climate with his side travelling away to Spartak Moscow in Europe.
"Rylan u aboustle waste of talent! I hate you more than life. How ur on tv is a joke! I actually hate you!!"
Everton centre-back Shane Duffy doesn't hold back in his criticism of a certain X-Factor contestant. Calm down, fella - and what is an 'aboustle' anyway?
"First tweet for a while dedicated to james arthur. The guy is sic!!! What a version of that song that was!"
Well that was worth waiting for! Manchester United midfielder Tom Cleverley (pictured above) finally breaks his Twitter silence.
"I just hope the people that are voting for the #xfactor aren't given the opportunity to vote for the next prime minister lol."
As ever, Bolton forward Marvin Sordell is the voice of reason. Me too, Marvin, me too.