Word on the Tweet: Rio Ferdinand's feet smell & O'Hara is a fan of Aguero's legs

Also, Steven Reid treats the missus to a Happy Meal, Joey Barton has his usual say on all things philosophical and Henri Lansbury sends a warning to girlfriends everywhere

Another week of enthralling Premier League action, another series of tweets which have absolutely nothing to do with football.

Twitter regular Rio Ferdinand features as usual - though it's not exactly the nicest read - whilst Joey Barton can't help but have his say on matters of political philosophy.

All that, and plenty more, in Monday’s Word on the Tweet

"Took my shoe off + my feet are trying to escape the socks.... #shame"

Manchester United
defender Rio Ferdinand reveals that his feet have a mind of their own. Set them free, Rio. Set them free.

"Treating the mrs to lunch 1st game back yesterday so I'm feeling kind and got a smile on my face at last! ...

"Wow Happy Meals have gone up! Haha "

Steven Reid treats the missus to a Happy Meal after returning from injury with the West Brom Under-21s side on Sunday. WOTT hopes it does the job, Steven.

"Good run outside today now in the gym doing all my squats, wanna have aguero legs when I'm back, #tank"

Wolves midfielder Jamie O'Hara reveals that he is a keen admirer of Sergio Aguero's legs, as he hits the gym in an attempt to bulk up. Fortunately for Sergio, O'Hara doesn't currently play up front.

"Oh, how I yearn to be the sole divine spiritual leader of a totalitarian nation... "

On-loan QPR midfielder and serial rweeter Joey Barton reveals his heart's deepest desire. Don't we all, Joey, don't we all.

"@PhilDTaylor can't believe I beat you on the black !!"

TV pundit and former Derby County midfielder Robbie Savage celebrates a snooker victory over 15-time World Darts Champion, Phil Taylor.

"The weather is proper GRIM! Av somehow lost my Playstation, Having a bit of a s*****r today?"

Anthony Gerrard, cousin of Liverpool star Steven Gerrard, has managed to lose his Playstation. WOTT suspects foul play from girlfriends who have read Henri Lansbury's tweets (below).

"Surreal night...always a pleasure @edsheeran"

Newcastle midfielder and general powerhouse Sammy Ameobi goes to an Ed Sheeran gig. WOTT hopes he didn't get too... Drunk? ...terrible.

"Black ops 2 could kill a lot of relationships #SingleAnyone lol "

Nottingham Forest and England Under-21 international Henri Lansbury sends a warning to girlfriends everywhere.