Prior to his dismissal from Stamford Bridge in September 2007, Mourinho infamously used an analogy about shopping for eggs at a supermarket to criticise owner Roman Abramovich's recruitment policy.
But when asked how his eggs are now as he prepares to take Chelsea into their first Champions League campaign since his return, the Special One had a very different response.
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Chelsea endured ignominy in the Champions League last season, becoming the first tournament holders to be eliminated at the group stage, courtesy of Shakhtar Donetsk and Juventus.
The Blues responded by winning the Europa League in Amsterdam last May, but Mourinho insists he does not consider Europe's second-tier competition an acceptable possibility this term.
"I want to try to start the group phase by winning," he added, as his side prepare to take on Swiss giants Basel at Stamford Bridge on Wednesday evening.
"Last season Chelsea went outside his natural habitat, which is the Champions League.
"Chelsea went out to a competition that is not Chelsea's competition. We don't want to do that again.
"It's important for a team of kids. It's very, very important for them to play on the big stage and the big stage is the Champions League."
Chelsea have made their worst start to a Premier League season in a decade, but Mourinho insists this will have no bearing on their approach to European competition.
"It's Champions League we start tomorrow, zero matches, zero points," he continued.
"I have to focus not in the past, I have to focus in the future.
"This is a different situation. Now we have to build a team full of talented players without the experience and without the football philosophy of working together for a long time.
"No obsession for me, no obsession for Chelsea, but I want to win for the third time, I want Chelsea to win for the second time and this is the beginning of a process with the Champions League.
"No dramas. Calm and no pressure, no problem."