|16/1||Wayne Rooney is 16/1 with Paddy Power to join Arsenal
But early on Tuesday morning (or late on Monday night, depending on when you go to bed), the Rooneys' second son was born. And he was to be named...
What? It's a legitimate name. I think.
Wayne announced the arrival of Klay (KLAY?!) on Twitter, stating: "Our Beautiful Son Klay Anthony Rooney was born at 2.11am, Weighing 7lb 11.1/2 oz. Both Klay and Coleen are fine..... We're all delighted!!"
The name Klay apparently means "he who is immortal" - nothing to live up to there, kid! But in all seriousness, congratulations to the whole Rooney family from everyone at Goal.